The boy. She is not thinking about him.
Messy hair, round glasses, scarlet tie. Earnest, brave, gently teasing. She is not thinking about him.
- Messy dark-brown hair
- Thin round wire-rimmed glasses
- Scarlet-and-gold striped tie
- Earnest, brave and gently teasing
The timeline
Episodes with the boy in the extracted cast, oldest first. Kiss tags describe the script, not a review of the finished cut.
- · Malfoid Sends Him a Charmed Paper Bird in the Middle of Class
Charms class is boring so I made it interesting
- · Malfoid Sends Him a Kiss… Literally
Muggles need their phones for this. Pathetic
- · Malfoid's Boggart Exposes Her Worst Fear in Front of the Whole Class
My worst fear was NOT that. Nobody saw anything
- · Malfoid Looks in the Desire Mirror… and HE Shows Up First Kiss kiss
The mirror shows your deepest desire. Mine is a crown. Obviously
- · Malfoid's Patronus Gives Her Away in Front of the Whole Class
It was supposed to be a peacock. It's a deer. Deer are elegant. It means NOTHING
- · Malfoid Accidentally Drinks Truth Potion… Then They Ask About HIM kiss
Someone swapped my goblet. I would like to state for the record that his hands are NOT nice
- · The Room of Requirement Exposes What Malfoid REALLY Wants kiss
I asked for somewhere nobody would bother me. The room had OTHER ideas
- · Malfoid Smells the Love Potion… and Says HIS Name Out Loud
Love potion smells like what you love most. Mine smells like money. And green apples. And... no
- · Twelve Owls Dropped a Giant Heart on Malfoid's Breakfast
Someone humiliated me in front of the ENTIRE school. I ate all of it. For evidence
- · Malfoid Got Shrunk… and Now She Lives in His Pocket
I tried to ruin his drink. Now I live in his pocket. Temporarily
- · Malfoid Tried to Hex Him… It BOUNCED
I hexed him. It bounced. I'd like to speak to whoever invented gravity
- · Malfoid Pinned Him During Dueling Practice… Then Forgot the Spell near-kiss
I had him exactly where I wanted him. Then I forgot what I wanted
- · Malfoid "Accidentally" Bumps Into Him… for the 4th Morning
Fourth morning running? The lake is PUBLIC, actually
- · Malfoid Tried to Scare Him… Then a REAL Ghost Showed Up
I was testing his reflexes. That is the ONLY reason I was in his arms
- · Malfoid Brings Him Home to Meet Her Parents
He came to dinner for ACADEMIC reasons. Mother has the baby portrait out. We are NOT dating
- · Malfoid Gets Stuck With Him for a Group Project
Forty colour-coded pages vs. one doodle. Teamwork is for peasants
- · Malfoid Insists This Is NOT a Date
It was a strategy meeting. He simply happened to know my drink. And that I get cold. Irrelevant
- · Malfoid Tries On Gowns… He Drops Everything
He was there to carry things and agree with me. He managed one of those
- · Malfoid Tutors Him in the Library at Midnight near-kiss
I'm tutoring him. That's all. Loose wrist, pay attention, and NO, I don't drool
- · Malfoid Saves Him (Again) in One Unbroken Take
Upside down in a forest at midnight. Again. Who else is going to save him, honestly
- · Malfoid's Secret Date… Then Father Finds a Name to Burn Part 1
The best night of her life. Then breakfast with Father. 8 nights until the Malfoid Halloween party
- · Malfoid Takes Him Above the Clouds
"You're coming with me." Midnight. Brooms. Above the clouds.
- · Malfoid Got Locked in a Cupboard With Him… She Had the Key near-kiss
Snuck into the potion store after curfew. Got caught. Got locked in. Had the key the whole time
How the slow burn works
- A rule or a magical situation puts them inches apart.
- Three near-kisses escalate; each is interrupted by something outside the pair.
- They exchange an object and arrange to meet again: “Same time tomorrow.”
- No kiss. Candlelight, stillness, breath and close framing hold the tension.