Things Malfoid has said. Out loud. On purpose.

...Obviously.

Watch. Mine's a crown. Obviously.

It's cold. Obviously.

Mine will be a peacock. Obviously. Watch and learn.

Myself. Obviously. Go away.

You're flicking. We swish. Peasants flick.

Teamwork is for peasants.

...Please. Peasant.

Eyes DOWN, peasant.

Muggles need their phones for this. Pathetic.

Don't. Breathe. On me.

That was the potions. Not me.

I do NOT snort.

Oh. Nothing.

You're not concentrating.

This never happened.

I do NOT drool.

Same time tomorrow. Don't be late.

Keep up. And don't crush the velvet.

This is NOT a date.

He is NOT my boyfriend!

Father. We are NOT dating.

I do NOT.

I am NOT.

Don't make it weird.

No. Absolutely not. I did NOT ask for his scarf.

Stop that. I do not giggle.

I am not blushing. It's cold.

That is NOT funny. Those are SLIPPERS.

NOT. A. WORD.

SIX? I open the Winter Ball tomorrow. In front of EVERYONE.

That was... intentional.

There IS no he.

...Who did you owl.

You OWLED him.

Mine now.

Same time tomorrow.

It's a crown.

Pathetic. Move.

Nobody sees this. Ever.

If my father knew, he'd disown me. Properly.

...Shut up and keep up.

Wrong. Again.

You're failing. It's embarrassing. For me.

You're here to carry things. And to agree with me.

Well? Say something.

And him. A proper suit for the ball. I refuse to be seen next to that jumper.

...Near you. In the same general hall.

...How do you know that?

Your knee is in my territory.

Yours is better. I'm confiscating it.

...Strategy meeting.

Scarlet. It clashes with everything I own.

It's warm. That's all it is.

I would rather be partnered with a toad.

Is this... me?

The plan is a drawing of me.

I'll draw up a plan.

He is here for academic reasons. He's a project.

Outside in. Honestly.

His intentions are to be grateful he was invited.

That's Gerald. Ignore Gerald.

...It was cold.

GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

Watch. He'll scream like a first-year.

I was testing your reflexes.

Oh! You. What a coincidence.

I simply adore... nature.

It's a CASUAL fur.

...You knew I'd be here.

The lake is PUBLIC.

I'm admiring the LAKE.

I was winning.

...I can't see who I'm threatening.

Catch me in five seconds or you're DEAD.

WHO PUT ME IN THE TEA?!

I was testing it. On myself. For safety.

I am being KIDNAPPED.

Whoever did this. Is. Dead.

Burning it. Immediately.

Destroying it.

Expensive perfume. Green apples. Broom polish... and that awful cheap shampoo HE uses.

I said his shampoo was AWFUL.

GO AWAY.

Well. The room has terrible taste.

You absolute snake.

Smelly. Sweet. Smelly.

His hands are really nice and I think about his hair.

Stop. Stop it. Heel!

Nobody saw anything.

Let. Go.

History. Again. He's asleep back there. Watch.

Shh. Charms. He's right behind us. Watch this.

I didn't send that. Odette sent that.

Is the dress winning?

Spin like he's watching.

Swirl it!

A horse! I'm getting a horse!

...Is that glasses?

He saved me a BUN. A CINNAMON bun.

His freckles. His stupid hair. I would MARRY him.

Nice scarf.

The spell's finished, darling.

You're smiling.

Love potion. Everyone says what they smell.

Everyone heard you.

Test question. What do you think of muggles?

What do you think of HIM?

A... doe?

Wobbled on the landing.

It's a goat.

Death. Again.

Still better than death.

Thea. Wrong mirror.

She tried to hex him. It bounced.

She tried to shrink YOUR drink.

And she's back.

You said it dreamily.

That was the truth potion.

I swapped all of them.

Not a peacock.

You're blushing.

I did not.

Darling, what is all the shouting about?

Nothing, she says.

You did, darling. Four times. Since the soup.

She was such a cross little baby.

Then why is he wearing your scarf, darling?

Locked in. With you.

You had the KEY?

You brought me up here for the view?

Thank you, you're brilliant.

In a forest. At midnight.

Why do you even care?

Seen... next to me?

Extra cream. Cinnamon, not nutmeg.

It's the plan.

You bite your lip before you hex someone.

It's six in the morning. You're wearing a fur.

You forgot the spell.

Want to know what I smelled?

Vanilla. Old parchment. And your hair.

So you don't like my shampoo?

I asked the room for somewhere to find you.

You built a love nest.

I drank from your goblet too.

Mine's a stag.

What do you see?

Then why are you blushing?

Your worst fear is me with someone else?