The cast (in order of importance, obviously)
Malfoid, her two best friends, the boy she cannot stand, and the family that sees straight through her.
Malfoid
Platinum hair, perfect posture, no patience for peasants. Proud, cutting, and secretly soft on exactly one person.
- Very long straight platinum hair with a centre part
- Grey-green eyes and small silver hoop earrings
- Black robe with an emerald silk-lined hood
- Emerald-and-silver striped tie
- Proud, cutting and secretly soft-hearted
Best episodes
- Malfoid Brings Him Home to Meet Her Parents
- Malfoid Insists This Is NOT a Date
- Malfoid Tried to Scare Him… Then a REAL Ghost Showed Up
SIX? I open the Winter Ball tomorrow. In front of EVERYONE.
That was... intentional.
Thea
Malfoid's smug best friend. Jet-black hair, a knowing sideways smirk, always half a step off the choreography.
- Very long straight jet-black hair with a centre part
- Dark eyes and a knowing sideways smirk
- Mischievous and smug
- Half a step off the choreography
Best episodes
- Malfoid's Friends Rated Her Ball Gown Spin… Until HE Walked Past
- Malfoid's Tea Leaves Reveal WHO She Loves
- Thea Pressed the WRONG Mirror
Is the dress winning?
Spin like he's watching.
Odette
Malfoid's deadpan best friend. Dark curls, an expression that never changes, perfect timing.
- Shoulder-length dark-brown curls
- Cool grey eyes
- An unimpressed expression that rarely changes
- Dry, deadpan delivery and perfect timing
Best episodes
- Malfoid's Tea Leaves Reveal WHO She Loves
- Malfoid's Friends Rated Her Ball Gown Spin… Until HE Walked Past
- Malfoid Accidentally Drinks Truth Potion… Then They Ask About HIM
Wobbled on the landing.
It's a goat.
The boy
Messy hair, round glasses, scarlet tie. Earnest, brave, gently teasing. She is not thinking about him.
- Messy dark-brown hair
- Thin round wire-rimmed glasses
- Scarlet-and-gold striped tie
- Earnest, brave and gently teasing
Best episodes
- Malfoid Pinned Him During Dueling Practice… Then Forgot the Spell
- Malfoid Looks in the Desire Mirror… and HE Shows Up First Kiss
- Malfoid Smells the Love Potion… and Says HIS Name Out Loud
Locked in. With you.
You had the KEY?
The family
Mother
She sees straight through Malfoid and gets the last word.
- Platinum hair in a sleek low chignon
- Emerald velvet gown
- Pearls and a knowing smile
Best episodes
Darling, what is all the shouting about?
Nothing, she says.
Father
A flat question about intentions. A scowling baby portrait. Family dinner is an examination.
- Slicked-back silver-blond hair
- Black high-collared frock coat
- Cane with a silver serpent-head handle
Best episodes
- Malfoid's Secret Date… Then Father Finds a Name to Burn Part 1
- Malfoid Brings Him Home to Meet Her Parents
Our Halloween masquerade. Every pure-blood family in the country. You'll be escorted by the Ashcombe heir.
Your cousin married beneath us.
Gerald the white peacock
The family peacock screams at the worst possible moment.
- Pure white plumage and a fanned train
- White crest and pale pink legs
- Haughty, outraged and loud