MALFOID

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  1. Malfoid Tried to Hex Him… It BOUNCED

    A backfired spell, a public denial and a rescue: the core loop in one episode.

  2. Malfoid's Boggart Exposes Her Worst Fear in Front of the Whole Class

    Her worst fear puts the secret crush in front of the class.

  3. Malfoid Pinned Him During Dueling Practice… Then Forgot the Spell

    The tension-first one. Pinned, then speechless.

  4. Malfoid Brings Him Home to Meet Her Parents

    The family brings the jokes home, with Mother getting the last word.

  5. Malfoid Accidentally Drinks Truth Potion… Then They Ask About HIM

    Forced honesty gives the whole class far too much information.

The core loop

A magical mishap or a backfired plan exposes her crush in public. A sharp denial, a soft moment and a callback bring the episode full circle.

Almost

Forced closeness, three interrupted near-kisses, an object swap and an appointment for tomorrow. The format holds back the kiss and lets the tension carry the scene.

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The Manor

An outsider enters the family home, and Malfoid tries to manage the resulting culture clash. Mother sees through her, Father asks about intentions and Gerald interrupts at the worst moment.

The dances

Choreographed performances filmed with a phone-camera point of view. The girls take over a table, a tower or a changing room.

The phone streams

Malfoid addresses her viewers through a phone camera, from class, her room or an outing. Her friends and the boy have a way of interrupting.

The one-offs

Standalone experiments in animation, alternate settings and longer scenes. These episodes sit outside the three recurring story formats.

All episodes

  1. Malfoid's Friends Rated Her Ball Gown Spin… Until HE Walked Past

    · 46 seconds

    My best friends scored my ball spin a SIX. Then he walked past the window

  2. Malfoid Got Locked in a Cupboard With Him… She Had the Key

    · 44 seconds

    Snuck into the potion store after curfew. Got caught. Got locked in. Had the key the whole time

  3. Malfoid's Tea Leaves Reveal WHO She Loves

    · 30 seconds

    Tea leaves never lie. Malfoid would like a second opinion.

  4. Malfoid's Dad Finds THE Photo

    · 29 seconds

    She doesn't like ANY boys. The front page disagrees.

  5. Malfoid Takes Him Above the Clouds

    · 30 seconds

    "You're coming with me." Midnight. Brooms. Above the clouds.

  6. Malfoid's Secret Date… Then Father Finds a Name to Burn Part 1

    · 44 seconds

    The best night of her life. Then breakfast with Father. 8 nights until the Malfoid Halloween party

  7. Thea Pressed the WRONG Mirror

    · 30 seconds

    Thea pressed the wrong mirror.

  8. Malfoid Gets THE Letter and Loses It

    · 30 seconds

    An owl. A letter. Absolutely nothing happened.

  9. Malfoid Saves Him (Again) in One Unbroken Take

    · 30 seconds

    Upside down in a forest at midnight. Again. Who else is going to save him, honestly

  10. Malfoid Tutors Him in the Library at Midnight

    · 45 seconds

    I'm tutoring him. That's all. Loose wrist, pay attention, and NO, I don't drool

  11. Malfoid Tries On Gowns… He Drops Everything

    · 45 seconds

    He was there to carry things and agree with me. He managed one of those

  12. Malfoid Insists This Is NOT a Date

    · 45 seconds

    It was a strategy meeting. He simply happened to know my drink. And that I get cold. Irrelevant

  13. Malfoid Gets Stuck With Him for a Group Project

    · 45 seconds

    Forty colour-coded pages vs. one doodle. Teamwork is for peasants

  14. Malfoid Brings Him Home to Meet Her Parents

    · 45 seconds

    He came to dinner for ACADEMIC reasons. Mother has the baby portrait out. We are NOT dating

  15. Malfoid Tried to Scare Him… Then a REAL Ghost Showed Up

    · 45 seconds

    I was testing his reflexes. That is the ONLY reason I was in his arms

  16. Malfoid "Accidentally" Bumps Into Him… for the 4th Morning

    · 45 seconds

    Fourth morning running? The lake is PUBLIC, actually

  17. Malfoid Pinned Him During Dueling Practice… Then Forgot the Spell

    · 45 seconds

    I had him exactly where I wanted him. Then I forgot what I wanted

  18. Malfoid Can't Stop Thinking About Him

    · 12 seconds

    I am NOT thinking about him. I'm just… lying here. Kicking. Normally.

  19. Malfoid Tried to Hex Him… It BOUNCED

    · 45 seconds

    I hexed him. It bounced. I'd like to speak to whoever invented gravity

  20. Malfoid Got Shrunk… and Now She Lives in His Pocket

    · 45 seconds

    I tried to ruin his drink. Now I live in his pocket. Temporarily

  21. Twelve Owls Dropped a Giant Heart on Malfoid's Breakfast

    · 45 seconds

    Someone humiliated me in front of the ENTIRE school. I ate all of it. For evidence

  22. Malfoid Smells the Love Potion… and Says HIS Name Out Loud

    · 45 seconds

    Love potion smells like what you love most. Mine smells like money. And green apples. And... no

  23. Malfoid vs Potter: The Anime Wizard Duel

    · 30 seconds

    He said he'd go easy on me. I said that was his first mistake

  24. Malfoid Falls for Potter: A Wizard-School Love Story (Short Film)

    · 128 seconds

    He dropped his books. Then he caught me. Then he asked me to dance

  25. Malfoid Walks Into the Yule Ball… and Potter Forgets How to Breathe

    · 45 seconds

    He wasn't supposed to look at me like that. Not in front of everyone

  26. The Room of Requirement Exposes What Malfoid REALLY Wants

    · 45 seconds

    I asked for somewhere nobody would bother me. The room had OTHER ideas

  27. Malfoid Accidentally Drinks Truth Potion… Then They Ask About HIM

    · 45 seconds

    Someone swapped my goblet. I would like to state for the record that his hands are NOT nice

  28. Malfoid's Patronus Gives Her Away in Front of the Whole Class

    · 45 seconds

    It was supposed to be a peacock. It's a deer. Deer are elegant. It means NOTHING

  29. Malfoid: Voldemort Was Right About Everything

    · 59 seconds

    Voldemort was right about everything. Fight me

  30. Malfoid Looks in the Desire Mirror… and HE Shows Up First Kiss

    · 45 seconds

    The mirror shows your deepest desire. Mine is a crown. Obviously

  31. Malfoid's Boggart Exposes Her Worst Fear in Front of the Whole Class

    · 45 seconds

    My worst fear was NOT that. Nobody saw anything

  32. Malfoid Sends Him a Kiss… Literally

    · 30 seconds

    Muggles need their phones for this. Pathetic

  33. Malfoid Sends Him a Charmed Paper Bird in the Middle of Class

    · 30 seconds

    Charms class is boring so I made it interesting

  34. Malfoid Writes Him a Hate Letter… Then the Owl Steals It

    · 41 seconds

    she wrote him a hate letter. it did not stay a hate letter

  35. If Malfoid Was a Muggle Heiress… The Coffee Shop Meet-Cute

    · 28 seconds

    Malfoid in the muggle world she corrected the spelling

  36. Tsundere Malfoid Meets Her Love Rival (She's NOT Jealous)

    · 39 seconds

    tsundere Malfoid vs. the love rival (she is NOT jealous)

  37. Malfoid & Her Girls After the Big Win: Walk In Like We Own It

    · 30 seconds

    Walk in like we own it. We do

  38. Malfoid Makes Potter Do the Couples Dance Trend (it proves nothing)

    · 30 seconds

    He lost the bet so he has to do the couples trend (this proves NOTHING)

  39. Malfoid Dances on the Astronomy Tower (the wind had other plans)

    · 30 seconds

    Look up, darling. That's where I am (the wind was intentional)

  40. october at the castle the muggles could never. (and no, nobody is in the last frame

    · 24 seconds

    october at the castle the muggles could never. (and no, nobody is in the last frame. stop pausing.)

  41. Malfoid & Friends Dance on the Great Hall Table After Curfew

    · 30 seconds

    Dancing on the feast table after curfew. We were studying, obviously

  42. Malfoid's Village Shopping Haul (the last item )

    · 30 seconds

    Village haul, darlings. I bought everything. Obviously

  43. Malfoid's Study With Me… in the Restricted Section

    · 30 seconds

    Study with me. Forbidden section. After curfew. Shh

  44. Malfoid's Owl Tour Gets Awkward When HIS Owl Shows Up

    · 30 seconds

    Owl tour. Ignore the smell, that's the commoners' owls

  45. Malfoid Gives the First-Years a School Tour (they did NOT survive)

    · 30 seconds

    School tour for the first-years. Hands up if your parents are muggles

  46. Malfoid's Secret Vault Rave Under the Castle (she kissed WHO?)

    · 30 seconds

    What happens in the secret vault stays in the secret vault

  47. Malfoid's Sweets Mukbang… Then She Finds HIS Card

    · 30 seconds

    Sweets mukbang. Commoners eat these by the fistful. I taste them

  48. Malfoid's IRL Broom Stream Gets Interrupted by Four-Eyes

    · 30 seconds

    IRL stream, darlings. Flying practice. Try to keep up

  49. Malfoid Reads Her Hate Mail LIVE (the last one )

    · 30 seconds

    Reading my hate mail. Live. Because I'm that hated

  50. Malfoid's Love Potion Tutorial Goes Horribly Wrong

    · 30 seconds

    Love potion tutorial. For when he's too stupid to notice you

  51. What if Malfoy Was a Girl? She Steals the Snitch AND Potter

    · 102 seconds

    She knocked his books down. She stole his Snitch. Then she stole him. Malfoid flips the whole story.

  52. Malfoid GRWM for the Yule Ball… Then Her Date Walks In

    · 30 seconds

    GRWM for the Yule Ball. My date had better be worth it

  53. Malfoid Lets the Sorting Hat Re-Sort Her LIVE

    · 30 seconds

    Let the hat re-sort me live. What could go wrong

  54. Malfoid Haunted Room Tour

    · 31 seconds

    Room tour. Try not to get cursed.

  55. "Since when are you one of the top students, Potter?" Malfoid does not help you

    · 15 seconds

    "Since when are you one of the top students, Potter?" Malfoid does not help you pick up your books.

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