MALFOID

He took me on a date in the muggle world.

He took me on a date in the muggle world. The bus nearly killed me. The burger nearly made me cry. The photos don't even move

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Cast: Malfoid · The boy

Format: The one-offs

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Segment A

  1. 0:03 the boy: It's a bus.
  2. 0:03 Malfoid: Hold on to me anyway.
  3. 0:05 the boy: Both hands. Total commitment.

Segment B

  1. 0:24 the boy: That's worth more than the diner.
  2. 0:24 Malfoid: Then I'll buy it. For you.

Segment C

  1. 0:40 the boy: They don't move here.
  2. 0:40 Malfoid: Then we'll take more.

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