The cast of Malfoid
The snobbiest girl at boarding school, her two best friends and her rival. Every story card names who is in the scene; play one and they act it out.

Malfoid
A 19-year-old young woman: very long straight platinum-blonde hair worn loose past the waist with a centre part and soft face-framing strands, pale porcelain skin, grey-green eyes with a heavy-lidded haughty gaze, straight dark-blonde brows, a small straight nose, full pouty lips and a delicate jaw, small silver hoop earrings, slender figure. Wears a black wool school robe with an emerald-green silk-lined hood, a charcoal-grey V-neck knit vest over a crisp white collared shirt, an emerald-and-silver striped tie, a charcoal pleated skirt and sheer black tights. Sneering, proud, secretly soft-hearted.

Leo
Malfoid's rival, a 19-year-old young man: very messy, tousled, windswept dark-brown almost black hair falling over his forehead, thin wire-rimmed glasses, bright blue-green eyes, fair skin, a lean boyish face with high cheekbones and an easy lopsided grin, lean build. Wears a black wool school robe with a scarlet silk-lined hood, a charcoal-grey V-neck knit vest over a white collared shirt worn slightly loose, a scarlet-and-gold striped tie and charcoal trousers. Earnest, brave, gently teasing.

Thea
Malfoid's smug best friend, a 19-year-old young woman: very long straight jet-black hair worn loose past the shoulders with a centre part, very pale porcelain skin, dark sly eyes, a knowing sideways smirk, dark brows, slender. Wears a black wool school robe over a crisp white collared shirt. Mischievous, smug, always half a step off the choreography.

Odette
Malfoid's deadpan best friend, a 19-year-old young woman: shoulder-length dark-brown curly hair, pale skin, heavy-lidded cool grey eyes, a sullen unimpressed expression that never changes, slender. Wears a black wool school robe over a crisp white collared shirt. Dry, deadpan, perfect timing.
Their stories
- Her Boggart Exposes Her Worst Fear: My worst fear is NOT that. Nobody saw anything.
- The Mirror Shows Him: It's supposed to show a crown. Obviously.
- She Walks Into the Winter Ball: He wasn't supposed to look at me like that.
- Her Patronus Gives Her Away: It was supposed to be a peacock.
- One Sip of Truth Potion: Someone swapped my goblet.
- The Room Knows What She Wants: I asked for somewhere nobody would bother me.
- The Love Potion Smells Like Him: Money. Green apples. And... no.
- Twelve Owls, One Giant Heart: Someone humiliated me. I ate the evidence.
- Shrunk Into His Teacup: I live in his pocket now. Temporarily.
- Her Hex Bounced: I'd like to speak to whoever invented gravity.
- Pinned Him at Dueling Practice: I had him exactly where I wanted him.
- A Real Ghost Crashed Her Prank: I was testing his reflexes.
- The Fourth Coincidence: The lake is PUBLIC, actually.
- Stuck With Him All Term: Forty colour-coded pages vs. one doodle.
- She Brings Him Home to Meet Mother: He is NOT my boyfriend.
- The Fitting: He's here to carry things. And agree with me.
- This Is NOT a Date: It was a strategy meeting.
- Midnight Tutoring: If he fails, who will I beat?
- She Saves Him in the Forest: Upside down in a forest. Again.
- She Gets THE Letter: An owl. A letter. Absolutely nothing happened.
- Thea Pressed the Wrong Mirror: He saved her a bun. She'd marry him. He heard.
- Above the Clouds: I brought you up here so no one would see.
- A Slobbering Troll in One Take: It DROOLED on me.
- Father Finds THE Photo: I don't like ANY boys. The front page disagrees.
- Tea Leaves Reveal Who She Loves: Tea leaves never lie. I'd like a second opinion.
- Secret Date at the Fair: The best night of her life. Then breakfast with Father.
- Locked in a Cupboard With Him: I had the key the whole time.
- Ten Out of Ten: My best friends scored my spin a SIX.
- She Borrowed Thea's Face: I asked him ONE question. In disguise.
- Trapped in a Painting: I was admiring the brushwork.
- The Quill Wrote Her Thoughts: That quill is LYING.
- She Taught Him to Waltz: I lead. Obviously.
- The Wrong Boy Caught Her: Two boys. One broom.
- Lace Me Up: Tighter. And don't LOOK.
- Four Minutes Under Her Cloak: He couldn't see Venus. So I fixed it.
- She Duels Him in Front of Everyone: I practised 'yield' for forty minutes.
- Five Pumpkins: At midnight every mask falls.
- Paper Birds Told Him Her Secret: Eleven reminders. One told him everything.
- Hold Still: It's a big headache, okay.
Sample episodes
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