Malfoid
Malfoid is an AI character made by Katechon: the snobbiest girl at a gothic boarding school, who films her life on her phone and pretends she does not care what anyone thinks.

- Made by
- Katechon
- Posts on
- tiktok.com, instagram.com, malfoid.tv
Malfoid's stories
Her Boggart Exposes Her Worst FearMy worst fear is NOT that. Nobody saw anything.
The Mirror Shows HimIt's supposed to show a crown. Obviously.
She Walks Into the Winter BallHe wasn't supposed to look at me like that.
Her Patronus Gives Her AwayIt was supposed to be a peacock.
One Sip of Truth PotionSomeone swapped my goblet.
The Room Knows What She WantsI asked for somewhere nobody would bother me.
The Love Potion Smells Like HimMoney. Green apples. And... no.
Twelve Owls, One Giant HeartSomeone humiliated me. I ate the evidence.
Shrunk Into His TeacupI live in his pocket now. Temporarily.
Her Hex BouncedI'd like to speak to whoever invented gravity.
Pinned Him at Dueling PracticeI had him exactly where I wanted him.
A Real Ghost Crashed Her PrankI was testing his reflexes.
The Fourth CoincidenceThe lake is PUBLIC, actually.
Stuck With Him All TermForty colour-coded pages vs. one doodle.
She Brings Him Home to Meet MotherHe is NOT my boyfriend.
The FittingHe's here to carry things. And agree with me.
This Is NOT a DateIt was a strategy meeting.
Midnight TutoringIf he fails, who will I beat?
She Saves Him in the ForestUpside down in a forest. Again.
She Gets THE LetterAn owl. A letter. Absolutely nothing happened.
Above the CloudsI brought you up here so no one would see.
A Slobbering Troll in One TakeIt DROOLED on me.
Father Finds THE PhotoI don't like ANY boys. The front page disagrees.
Tea Leaves Reveal Who She LovesTea leaves never lie. I'd like a second opinion.
Secret Date at the FairThe best night of her life. Then breakfast with Father.
Locked in a Cupboard With HimI had the key the whole time.
Ten Out of TenMy best friends scored my spin a SIX.
She Borrowed Thea's FaceI asked him ONE question. In disguise.
Trapped in a PaintingI was admiring the brushwork.
The Quill Wrote Her ThoughtsThat quill is LYING.
She Taught Him to WaltzI lead. Obviously.
The Wrong Boy Caught HerTwo boys. One broom.
Lace Me UpTighter. And don't LOOK.
Four Minutes Under Her CloakHe couldn't see Venus. So I fixed it.
She Duels Him in Front of EveryoneI practised 'yield' for forty minutes.
Five PumpkinsAt midnight every mask falls.
Paper Birds Told Him Her SecretEleven reminders. One told him everything.
Hold StillIt's a big headache, okay.
Who Malfoid is
- Spoiled, aristocratic and razor-tongued; calls her viewers "darlings" and everyone else "commoners".
- Speaks in a crisp, posh English drawl. Signature word: "Obviously."
- Secretly soft-hearted: almost every video ends with her blushing over a boy she will not name, then denying it to the camera.
- Never admits a mistake. When the wind wrecks her hair mid-dance, it "was intentional".
Her format
She lives in the phone-POV livestream format: one continuous take from her own phone's front camera, at arm's length or propped on a table, talking straight to her viewers. Room tours, storytimes, tutorials, mukbangs and dance trends, all shot as if live. Her friends Thea and Odette join for group dances.
What she looks like (the description Cast sends to the model)
Cast sends this description and the picture above as references every time you cast Malfoid, which is what keeps her the same from video to video.
A 19-year-old young woman: very long straight platinum-blonde hair worn loose past the waist with a centre part and soft face-framing strands, pale porcelain skin, grey-green eyes with a heavy-lidded haughty gaze, straight dark-blonde brows, a small straight nose, full pouty lips and a delicate jaw, small silver hoop earrings, slender figure. Wears a black wool school robe with an emerald-green silk-lined hood, a charcoal-grey V-neck knit vest over a crisp white collared shirt, an emerald-and-silver striped tie, a charcoal pleated skirt and sheer black tights. Sneering, proud, secretly soft-hearted.
Videos with Malfoid
Malfoid dances on the tower at blue hourDance to a song · 30s
Malfoid and two friends dance on the feast tableDance to a song · 30s
Malfoid, Thea and Odette walk in like they own itTrend format · 30s
Malfoid reads her hate mail livePhone-POV livestream · 30s
Malfoid's love potion tutorialTutorial / how-to · 30s
Cards with Malfoid (174)
- Riddikulus (Common): Laugh now, peasant. Watch what it turns into.
- Dead Silence (Rare): Nobody saw anything. He's coming after me.
- Not. A. Word. (Rare): My worst fear is your taste. Obviously.
- The Mirror (Common): Why is HE in my reflection?
- It's Cold (Rare): I am not blushing. Don't come any closer.
- First Kiss (Epic): That never happened. The mirror disagrees.
- The Staircase (Common): One dance. Don't make me regret it.
- The Waltz (Rare): Everyone's watching. Let them.
- Snowfall (Epic): Not in front of everyone. ...Fine. Once.
- Expecto Patronum (Common): A doe. That means nothing. Nothing at all.
- The Stag (Rare): My wand is BROKEN. Don't follow me.
- I Know What Yours Is (Rare): That animal is getting sold.
- The Swap (Common): Ask me anything. Except about HIM.
- His Hands (Rare): I'm being POISONED. That didn't count.
- Did You Mean It? (Rare): Odette swapped ALL of them.
- His Scarf (Common): I did NOT ask for his scarf.
- Different Room (Rare): The room has terrible taste. And it's dimming the lights.
- The Loveseat (Rare): This room never existed.
- What She Smells (Common): I said his shampoo was AWFUL.
- Cupboard. Now. (Rare): Cupboard. Now. For science.
- Just Checking (Rare): Your potion's ready. GO AWAY.
- Splat (Common): Whoever did this. Is. Dead.
- Destroying Evidence (Rare): There's a note under the last one.
- Now We're Even (Rare): Now we're even, peasant.
- The Teacup (Common): Put me down. Gently. I'm royalty.
- Kidnapped (Rare): I'm not napping in his pocket. I'm being KIDNAPPED.
- On His Lap (Rare): This never happened. The sugar cube says otherwise.
- Upside Down (Common): ...Please. Peasant. Now catch me.
- Bridal Carry (Rare): I was NOT resting my head on him.
- Five Seconds (Rare): Catch me in five seconds or you're DEAD.
- Yield (Common): I didn't forget the spell. I was... deciding.
- Never (Rare): The candles are going out. That's not me.
- Same Time Tomorrow (Rare): He has my wand. I have his. Same time tomorrow.
- The Jack-o'-Lantern (Common): I do NOT bite my lip. Why is it cold?
- Boo (Rare): The whole hall is staring. Put me down.
- Did I Pass? (Rare): He passed. Barely.
- A Casual Fur (Common): It's a CASUAL fur. Why does he have two teas?
- Milk, No Sugar (Rare): Lucky guess. Obviously.
- Admiring the Lake (Rare): Same lake tomorrow. Coincidentally.
- Forty Pages (Common): The plan is a drawing of me. I'm keeping it. As evidence.
- Together. Swish. (Rare): Outstanding. He's still holding my hand.
- Teamwork Is for Peasants (Rare): Not. A. Word. About the doodle.
- Not My Boyfriend (Common): Outside in. Honestly. Father is about to speak.
- Intentions (Rare): Mother brought out the BABY portrait.
- Your Scarf, Darling (Rare): It was cold. That's all.
- The Cabbage (Common): No. I look like a cabbage. Next.
- Correct Answer (Rare): Wow. Correct answer.
- Seen Next to Me (Rare): Keep up. And don't crush the velvet.
- Strategy Meeting (Common): How does he know my order? Irrelevant.
- Cream (Rare): His thumb. My lip. Strategy meeting.
- Scarlet Scarf (Rare): It's warm. That's all it is.
- Loose Wrist (Common): Loose wrist. Don't look at me like that.
- Shhh (Rare): I do not giggle. I'm under this table for strategy.
- You Drooled (Rare): Same time tomorrow. Don't be late.
- Of Course It's Him (Common): Hold still. I'm saving you, apparently.
- Say It (Rare): I was in the area. Obviously.
- The Letter (Common): Smooth the hair. Hide the letter. Nothing happened.
- Oh. Nothing. (Rare): P.S. Wear green.
- You're Coming With Me (Common): Keep up, peasant.
- Above the Clouds (Epic): Nobody saw. That was the point.
- Everything Likes Me (Common): Do something! It LICKED me.
- The Catch (Rare): This never happened. Neither did the slobber.
- Any Boys (Common): Boys are loud. And POOR. Why is Gerald at the door?
- WHO. IS. THIS. (Rare): And how is his spoon collection, dear?
- Mine's a Crown (Common): Mine's a crown. Obviously. ...Why does it have glasses?
- It's a Crown (Rare): Still better than death.
- I Do NOT Snort (Common): For you. You need it more.
- The Photo Strip (Rare): If Father knew, he'd disown me. Don't tell him.
- A Name to Burn (Rare): Father burns names. The photo strip is in my pocket.
- Ten Minutes Earlier (Common): Locked in. With HIM. Don't breathe.
- Don't. Breathe. On Me. (Rare): That was the potions. Not me.
- She Had the Key (Rare): You had the KEY? Same time tomorrow.
- Six (Common): SIX? I open the Winter Ball tomorrow.
- Who Did You Owl (Rare): ...Who did you owl?
- Eleven (Epic): Ten. Eleven. Obviously.
- Normal Thea (Common): Two Theas. Only one of us eats apples.
- Most Beautiful Girl (Rare): My hair is coming back. He hasn't noticed. Yet.
- I Knew at Peasant (Rare): He knew at 'peasant.' Thea doesn't say peasant.
- Level. Me. (Common): He's coming. Freeze. Be a painting.
- Nice Pear (Rare): It's a very good pear.
- Better View (Rare): LEVEL. ME.
- His Jaw Is Unfair (Common): His jaw is unfair. Every head is turning.
- Don't Look at Me (Rare): Best lesson all year. He kept a copy.
- Stay (Rare): Stay. This time I didn't wipe it away.
- Eyes Up (Common): Again. And don't look at me like that.
- Curfew Candles (Rare): The metronome stopped. We didn't.
- Every Line (Epic): Every line on my dance card. One name.
- Lord Vane (Common): Father sent a famous flyer. The peasant is watching.
- Race Me (Rare): They raced. I fell. Who's catching me?
- Two Hands (Epic): Two boys. Two hands. I'm unwell.
- Cold Hands (Common): Cold hands. ...They're not.
- Match Me (Rare): Coordinate. In the same general hall.
- Crooked Again (Rare): It's crooked. Again.
- Under. Touch Nothing. (Common): Under. Touch nothing. Breathe less.
- Goddess of Love (Rare): You're not looking at the sky. Neither am I.
- A Bigger Cloak (Rare): We were CALIBRATING. Bring a bigger cloak.
- Make Me (Common): You forgot the spell. The class is whooping.
- Sell Tickets (Rare): Class is over. We're not.
- Say Please (Rare): ...Please. Same time tomorrow.
- The Masquerade (Common): Five pumpkins. One goes out every night.
- Every Mask Falls (Rare): I shan't be attending. Peasants will be there.
- I've Seen How This Ends (Rare): Four pumpkins left. He's already looking.
- Eleven Outstanding (Common): No yearning? Return. To. Sender.
- Return to Sender (Rare): That bird is a FORGERY.
- Same Time Tomorrow (Rare): Reminder: same time tomorrow.
- A Big Headache (Common): I am looking at the CEILING.
- Who's There? (Rare): Lantern's coming. Don't. Breathe.
- Bring a Worse Injury (Rare): Same time tomorrow. Bring a worse injury.
- Malfoid (Rare): Pure-blood. Pure attitude.
- Emerald Ball Gown (Epic): For one dance. Maybe.
- Silver-Laced Gown (Secret): Ten out of ten. Obviously.
- Match Kit (Rare): Green, silver, unbeatable.
- Silk Pyjamas (Common): Lights out. Gossip on.
- Winter Cloak (Common): Fur-lined. Snow-proof. Smug.
- Admit It. (Common): Admit it. You'd watch the next one.
- Delete That. (Common): That photo does not exist.
- Not Blushing. (Rare): It's cold. Obviously.
- Absolutely Not. (Rare): The answer was no. It stays no.
- Excuse Me? (Common): Say that again. Slower.
- Not Jealous. (Common): Who is she? Not that I care.
- The Audacity. (Rare): A peasant. Talking. To me.
- Try Me. (Common): Go on. I dare you.
- You Again. (Common): Fourth morning running.
- Last Dance (Rare): One more song. Then I'll hate you again.
- Locked In (Rare): Don't. Breathe. On me.
- Midnight Flight (Common): Keep up, peasant.
- Mirror Kiss (Epic): That never happened. It happened.
- The Tie (Common): Mine now.
- The Duel (Common): Yield. Or don't. I'm enjoying this.
- Stargazing (Common): I'm looking at the stars. Obviously.
- The Letter (Common): It's nothing. It glows. It's nothing.
- Get. Me. OUT. (Rare): She tried to freeze his hair. It bounced.
- Volume Charm (Common): My hair has opinions. Do NOT look.
- Constellation (Rare): Even the stars drew his glasses.
- Love Steam (Common): It smells like nothing. Nothing at all.
- Snow Globe (Rare): Shake it and I'll hex you.
- Ferret Ears (Common): These are NOT ears.
- Six Inches (Common): Six inches of pure fury.
- Vine Wrists (Common): Tied to a peasant. By a plant.
- Upside Down (Common): The whole hall can see. Everything.
- Under the Bell (Rare): When it strikes, you don't make a SOUND.
- The Perfect Spin (Epic): One perfect spin. He was watching.
- The Ball Dance (Secret): Don't look at me like that. Don't stop.
- The Fall (Epic): Hundreds of feet up. The wrong hand.
- The Other Malfoid (Common): Two of me. One apple.
- Close Hold (Rare): Eyes up. My eyes.
- Look Up (Rare): Stars in my hair.
- Pure Gold (Rare): Blow the peasants a kiss.
- Don't Look at Me Like That (Epic): Not in front of everyone.
- House Is Ours (Rare): Father said don't touch a thing.
- Snake Dare (Common): Even her snake likes him better.
- Mirror, Mirror (Common): Her own mirror is on his side.
- Detention (Common): Two hours. One desk. Him.
- Deny It (Common): The whole school thinks they're dating.
- Compliment Curse (Common): Every insult comes out as a compliment.
- Don't Laugh (Common): The ice queen never laughs. Until now.
- Sleepwalker (Common): He's asleep. And saying her name.
- Fake Date (Common): Rule one: no falling for her.
- Lights Out (Common): Every candle dies. She grabs his arm.
- Hiding Spot (Common): One cupboard. Two enemies. No room.
- Diary Trap (Rare): He already reached the page about him.
- Midnight Dare (Rare): Kiss him by midnight or lose the crown.
- Locked In (Rare): All night in the library. With him.
- Before the Kiss (Rare): Shove him away, or kiss him?
- Hidden Door (Rare): A hand in the dark grabs his wrist.
- Jealous (Rare): Thea flirts with him. Malfoid is fine.
- Flirt Duel (Rare): First to blush loses.
- Read It Out Loud (Epic): Her diary says he kisses her first.
- Intruder (Epic): Kiss for the crown? He volunteers.
- Slow Dance (Epic): She said no. Then she took his hand.
- Truth Potion (Epic): One sip and she confesses everything.
- The Kiss (Epic): No interruptions this time.
- Kiss Him. Now. (Secret): Odette says it once. Malfoid obeys.
- Say It Back (Secret): He says I love you. Her turn.
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