A Slobbering Troll in One Take: a Malfoid story

It DROOLED on me.

What happens next is your call

Every episode stops on a cliffhanger. In Cast you hold a hand of cards, and the card you play decides the next episode. Some cards play a branch someone already filmed, instantly. Others film a brand-new four-shot episode just for you, and once it exists anyone can play it. Your first two cards are free and need no sign-up.

More Malfoid stories

• Her Boggart Exposes Her Worst FearMy worst fear is NOT that. Nobody saw anything.
• The Mirror Shows HimIt's supposed to show a crown. Obviously.
• She Walks Into the Winter BallHe wasn't supposed to look at me like that.
• Her Patronus Gives Her AwayIt was supposed to be a peacock.
• One Sip of Truth PotionSomeone swapped my goblet.
• The Room Knows What She WantsI asked for somewhere nobody would bother me.
• The Love Potion Smells Like HimMoney. Green apples. And... no.
• Twelve Owls, One Giant HeartSomeone humiliated me. I ate the evidence.
• Shrunk Into His TeacupI live in his pocket now. Temporarily.
• Her Hex BouncedI'd like to speak to whoever invented gravity.
• Pinned Him at Dueling PracticeI had him exactly where I wanted him.
• A Real Ghost Crashed Her PrankI was testing his reflexes.
• The Fourth CoincidenceThe lake is PUBLIC, actually.
• Stuck With Him All TermForty colour-coded pages vs. one doodle.
• She Brings Him Home to Meet MotherHe is NOT my boyfriend.
• The FittingHe's here to carry things. And agree with me.
• This Is NOT a DateIt was a strategy meeting.
• Midnight TutoringIf he fails, who will I beat?
• She Saves Him in the ForestUpside down in a forest. Again.
• She Gets THE LetterAn owl. A letter. Absolutely nothing happened.
• Thea Pressed the Wrong MirrorHe saved her a bun. She'd marry him. He heard.
• Above the CloudsI brought you up here so no one would see.
• Father Finds THE PhotoI don't like ANY boys. The front page disagrees.
• Tea Leaves Reveal Who She LovesTea leaves never lie. I'd like a second opinion.
• Secret Date at the FairThe best night of her life. Then breakfast with Father.
• Locked in a Cupboard With HimI had the key the whole time.
• Ten Out of TenMy best friends scored my spin a SIX.
• She Borrowed Thea's FaceI asked him ONE question. In disguise.
• Trapped in a PaintingI was admiring the brushwork.
• The Quill Wrote Her ThoughtsThat quill is LYING.
• She Taught Him to WaltzI lead. Obviously.
• The Wrong Boy Caught HerTwo boys. One broom.
• Lace Me UpTighter. And don't LOOK.
• Four Minutes Under Her CloakHe couldn't see Venus. So I fixed it.
• She Duels Him in Front of EveryoneI practised 'yield' for forty minutes.
• Five PumpkinsAt midnight every mask falls.
• Paper Birds Told Him Her SecretEleven reminders. One told him everything.
• Hold StillIt's a big headache, okay.

Updated 2026-10-27