39 stories. You pick the next episode.
Short gothic-boarding-school romcoms starring Malfoid, the snobbiest girl at school, and Leo, the boy she will not admit she likes. Each story opens with a free episode; the cards you play decide the rest.
Her Boggart Exposes Her Worst FearMy worst fear is NOT that. Nobody saw anything.
The Mirror Shows HimIt's supposed to show a crown. Obviously.
She Walks Into the Winter BallHe wasn't supposed to look at me like that.
Her Patronus Gives Her AwayIt was supposed to be a peacock.
One Sip of Truth PotionSomeone swapped my goblet.
The Room Knows What She WantsI asked for somewhere nobody would bother me.
The Love Potion Smells Like HimMoney. Green apples. And... no.
Twelve Owls, One Giant HeartSomeone humiliated me. I ate the evidence.
Shrunk Into His TeacupI live in his pocket now. Temporarily.
Her Hex BouncedI'd like to speak to whoever invented gravity.
Pinned Him at Dueling PracticeI had him exactly where I wanted him.
A Real Ghost Crashed Her PrankI was testing his reflexes.
The Fourth CoincidenceThe lake is PUBLIC, actually.
Stuck With Him All TermForty colour-coded pages vs. one doodle.
She Brings Him Home to Meet MotherHe is NOT my boyfriend.
The FittingHe's here to carry things. And agree with me.
This Is NOT a DateIt was a strategy meeting.
Midnight TutoringIf he fails, who will I beat?
She Saves Him in the ForestUpside down in a forest. Again.
She Gets THE LetterAn owl. A letter. Absolutely nothing happened.
Thea Pressed the Wrong MirrorHe saved her a bun. She'd marry him. He heard.
Above the CloudsI brought you up here so no one would see.
A Slobbering Troll in One TakeIt DROOLED on me.
Father Finds THE PhotoI don't like ANY boys. The front page disagrees.
Tea Leaves Reveal Who She LovesTea leaves never lie. I'd like a second opinion.
Secret Date at the FairThe best night of her life. Then breakfast with Father.
Locked in a Cupboard With HimI had the key the whole time.
Ten Out of TenMy best friends scored my spin a SIX.
She Borrowed Thea's FaceI asked him ONE question. In disguise.
Trapped in a PaintingI was admiring the brushwork.
The Quill Wrote Her ThoughtsThat quill is LYING.
She Taught Him to WaltzI lead. Obviously.
The Wrong Boy Caught HerTwo boys. One broom.
Lace Me UpTighter. And don't LOOK.
Four Minutes Under Her CloakHe couldn't see Venus. So I fixed it.
She Duels Him in Front of EveryoneI practised 'yield' for forty minutes.
Five PumpkinsAt midnight every mask falls.
Paper Birds Told Him Her SecretEleven reminders. One told him everything.
Hold StillIt's a big headache, okay.
Her Boggart Exposes Her Worst Fear
My worst fear is NOT that. Nobody saw anything. My worst fear is NOT that. Nobody saw anything.
At the cliffhanger: Laugh now, peasant. Watch what it turns into.
- Episode 1: Riddikulus
- Dead Silence (Rare) → Episode 2: Dead Silence
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
The Mirror Shows Him
It's supposed to show a crown. Obviously. It's supposed to show a crown. Obviously.
At the cliffhanger: Why is HE in my reflection?
- Episode 1: The Mirror
- It's Cold (Rare) → Episode 2: It's Cold
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
She Walks Into the Winter Ball
He wasn't supposed to look at me like that. He wasn't supposed to look at me like that.
At the cliffhanger: One dance. Don't make me regret it.
- Episode 1: The Staircase
- The Waltz (Rare) → Episode 2: The Waltz
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Her Patronus Gives Her Away
It was supposed to be a peacock. It was supposed to be a peacock.
At the cliffhanger: A doe. That means nothing. Nothing at all.
- Episode 1: Expecto Patronum
- The Stag (Rare) → Episode 2: The Stag
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
One Sip of Truth Potion
Someone swapped my goblet. Someone swapped my goblet.
At the cliffhanger: Ask me anything. Except about HIM.
- Episode 1: The Swap
- His Hands (Rare) → Episode 2: His Hands
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
The Room Knows What She Wants
I asked for somewhere nobody would bother me. I asked for somewhere nobody would bother me.
At the cliffhanger: I did NOT ask for his scarf.
- Episode 1: His Scarf
- Different Room (Rare) → Episode 2: Different Room
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
The Love Potion Smells Like Him
Money. Green apples. And... no. Money. Green apples. And... no.
At the cliffhanger: I said his shampoo was AWFUL.
- Episode 1: What She Smells
- Cupboard. Now. (Rare) → Episode 2: Cupboard. Now.
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Twelve Owls, One Giant Heart
Someone humiliated me. I ate the evidence. Someone humiliated me. I ate the evidence.
At the cliffhanger: Whoever did this. Is. Dead.
- Episode 1: Splat
- Destroying Evidence (Rare) → Episode 2: Destroying Evidence
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Shrunk Into His Teacup
I live in his pocket now. Temporarily. I live in his pocket now. Temporarily.
At the cliffhanger: Put me down. Gently. I'm royalty.
- Episode 1: The Teacup
- Kidnapped (Rare) → Episode 2: Kidnapped
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Her Hex Bounced
I'd like to speak to whoever invented gravity. I'd like to speak to whoever invented gravity.
At the cliffhanger: ...Please. Peasant. Now catch me.
- Episode 1: Upside Down
- Bridal Carry (Rare) → Episode 2: Bridal Carry
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Pinned Him at Dueling Practice
I had him exactly where I wanted him. I had him exactly where I wanted him.
At the cliffhanger: I didn't forget the spell. I was... deciding.
- Episode 1: Yield
- Never (Rare) → Episode 2: Never
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
A Real Ghost Crashed Her Prank
I was testing his reflexes. I was testing his reflexes.
At the cliffhanger: I do NOT bite my lip. Why is it cold?
- Episode 1: The Jack-o'-Lantern
- Boo (Rare) → Episode 2: Boo
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
The Fourth Coincidence
The lake is PUBLIC, actually. The lake is PUBLIC, actually.
At the cliffhanger: It's a CASUAL fur. Why does he have two teas?
- Episode 1: A Casual Fur
- Milk, No Sugar (Rare) → Episode 2: Milk, No Sugar
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Stuck With Him All Term
Forty colour-coded pages vs. one doodle. Forty colour-coded pages vs. one doodle.
At the cliffhanger: The plan is a drawing of me. I'm keeping it. As evidence.
- Episode 1: Forty Pages
- Together. Swish. (Rare) → Episode 2: Together. Swish.
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
She Brings Him Home to Meet Mother
He is NOT my boyfriend. He is NOT my boyfriend.
At the cliffhanger: Outside in. Honestly. Father is about to speak.
- Episode 1: Not My Boyfriend
- Intentions (Rare) → Episode 2: Intentions
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
The Fitting
He's here to carry things. And agree with me. He's here to carry things. And agree with me.
At the cliffhanger: No. I look like a cabbage. Next.
- Episode 1: The Cabbage
- Correct Answer (Rare) → Episode 2: Correct Answer
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
This Is NOT a Date
It was a strategy meeting. It was a strategy meeting.
At the cliffhanger: How does he know my order? Irrelevant.
- Episode 1: Strategy Meeting
- Cream (Rare) → Episode 2: Cream
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Midnight Tutoring
If he fails, who will I beat? If he fails, who will I beat?
At the cliffhanger: Loose wrist. Don't look at me like that.
- Episode 1: Loose Wrist
- Shhh (Rare) → Episode 2: Shhh
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
She Saves Him in the Forest
Upside down in a forest. Again. Upside down in a forest. Again.
At the cliffhanger: Hold still. I'm saving you, apparently.
- Episode 1: Of Course It's Him
- Say It (Rare) → Episode 2: Say It
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
She Gets THE Letter
An owl. A letter. Absolutely nothing happened. An owl. A letter. Absolutely nothing happened.
At the cliffhanger: Smooth the hair. Hide the letter. Nothing happened.
- Episode 1: The Letter
- Oh. Nothing. (Rare) → Episode 2: Oh. Nothing.
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Thea Pressed the Wrong Mirror
He saved her a bun. She'd marry him. He heard. He saved her a bun. She'd marry him. He heard.
At the cliffhanger: Thea. Wrong mirror.
- Episode 1: Wrong Mirror
- Cinnamon Tomorrow? (Rare) → Episode 2: Cinnamon Tomorrow?
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Above the Clouds
I brought you up here so no one would see. I brought you up here so no one would see.
At the cliffhanger: Keep up, peasant.
- Episode 1: You're Coming With Me
- Above the Clouds (Epic) → Episode 2: Above the Clouds
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
A Slobbering Troll in One Take
It DROOLED on me. It DROOLED on me.
At the cliffhanger: Do something! It LICKED me.
- Episode 1: Everything Likes Me
- The Catch (Rare) → Episode 2: The Catch
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Father Finds THE Photo
I don't like ANY boys. The front page disagrees. I don't like ANY boys. The front page disagrees.
At the cliffhanger: Boys are loud. And POOR. Why is Gerald at the door?
- Episode 1: Any Boys
- WHO. IS. THIS. (Rare) → Episode 2: WHO. IS. THIS.
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Tea Leaves Reveal Who She Loves
Tea leaves never lie. I'd like a second opinion. Tea leaves never lie. I'd like a second opinion.
At the cliffhanger: Mine's a crown. Obviously. ...Why does it have glasses?
- Episode 1: Mine's a Crown
- It's a Crown (Rare) → Episode 2: It's a Crown
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Secret Date at the Fair
The best night of her life. Then breakfast with Father. The best night of her life. Then breakfast with Father.
At the cliffhanger: For you. You need it more.
- Episode 1: I Do NOT Snort
- The Photo Strip (Rare) → Episode 2: The Photo Strip
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Locked in a Cupboard With Him
I had the key the whole time. I had the key the whole time.
At the cliffhanger: Locked in. With HIM. Don't breathe.
- Episode 1: Ten Minutes Earlier
- Don't. Breathe. On Me. (Rare) → Episode 2: Don't. Breathe. On Me.
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Ten Out of Ten
My best friends scored my spin a SIX. My best friends scored my spin a SIX.
At the cliffhanger: SIX? I open the Winter Ball tomorrow.
- Episode 1: Six
- Who Did You Owl (Rare) → Episode 2: Who Did You Owl
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
She Borrowed Thea's Face
I asked him ONE question. In disguise. I asked him ONE question. In disguise.
At the cliffhanger: Two Theas. Only one of us eats apples.
- Episode 1: Normal Thea
- Most Beautiful Girl (Rare) → Episode 2: Most Beautiful Girl
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Trapped in a Painting
I was admiring the brushwork. I was admiring the brushwork.
At the cliffhanger: He's coming. Freeze. Be a painting.
- Episode 1: Level. Me.
- Nice Pear (Rare) → Episode 2: Nice Pear
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
The Quill Wrote Her Thoughts
That quill is LYING. That quill is LYING.
At the cliffhanger: His jaw is unfair. Every head is turning.
- Episode 1: His Jaw Is Unfair
- Don't Look at Me (Rare) → Episode 2: Don't Look at Me
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
She Taught Him to Waltz
I lead. Obviously. I lead. Obviously.
At the cliffhanger: Again. And don't look at me like that.
- Episode 1: Eyes Up
- Curfew Candles (Rare) → Episode 2: Curfew Candles
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
The Wrong Boy Caught Her
Two boys. One broom. Two boys. One broom.
At the cliffhanger: Father sent a famous flyer. The peasant is watching.
- Episode 1: Lord Vane
- Race Me (Rare) → Episode 2: Race Me
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Lace Me Up
Tighter. And don't LOOK. Tighter. And don't LOOK.
At the cliffhanger: Cold hands. ...They're not.
- Episode 1: Cold Hands
- Match Me (Rare) → Episode 2: Match Me
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Four Minutes Under Her Cloak
He couldn't see Venus. So I fixed it. He couldn't see Venus. So I fixed it.
At the cliffhanger: Under. Touch nothing. Breathe less.
- Episode 1: Under. Touch Nothing.
- Goddess of Love (Rare) → Episode 2: Goddess of Love
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
She Duels Him in Front of Everyone
I practised 'yield' for forty minutes. I practised 'yield' for forty minutes.
At the cliffhanger: You forgot the spell. The class is whooping.
- Episode 1: Make Me
- Sell Tickets (Rare) → Episode 2: Sell Tickets
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Five Pumpkins
At midnight every mask falls. At midnight every mask falls.
At the cliffhanger: Five pumpkins. One goes out every night.
- Episode 1: The Masquerade
- Every Mask Falls (Rare) → Episode 2: Every Mask Falls
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Paper Birds Told Him Her Secret
Eleven reminders. One told him everything. Eleven reminders. One told him everything.
At the cliffhanger: No yearning? Return. To. Sender.
- Episode 1: Eleven Outstanding
- Return to Sender (Rare) → Episode 2: Return to Sender
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
Hold Still
It's a big headache, okay. It's a big headache, okay.
At the cliffhanger: I am looking at the CEILING.
- Episode 1: A Big Headache
- Who's There? (Rare) → Episode 2: Who's There?
- Any other card in your hand films a new branch.
How it works
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- 1 card for $0.99.
- 8 cards for $4.99; at least one Rare guaranteed.
- 18 cards for $9.99; at least one Epic guaranteed.
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- Ice queen: The laugh she could not quite suppress.
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