Script
Extracted dialogue from the production script. Timestamps follow the script; finished edits can differ.
Segment A
- 0:00 Malfoid: He is NOT my boyfriend!
- 0:05 Mother: You did, darling. Four times. Since the soup.
- 0:08 Malfoid: He is here for academic reasons. He's a project.
- 0:11 Malfoid: Outside in. Honestly.
Segment B
- 0:15 Father: And what, exactly, are your intentions with my daughter?
- 0:18 Malfoid: His intentions are to be grateful he was invited.
- 0:21 Malfoid: That's Gerald. Ignore Gerald.
- 0:24 Mother: She was such a cross little baby.
- 0:27 Malfoid: MOTHER.
Segment C
- 0:30 Father: He may come back. At Christmas.
- 0:33 Malfoid: Father. We are NOT dating.
- 0:36 Mother: Then why is he wearing your scarf, darling?
- 0:42 Malfoid: ...It was cold.
