MALFOID

Malfoid's Tea Leaves Reveal WHO She Loves

Tea leaves never lie. Malfoid would like a second opinion.

· 30 seconds

In this episode

Cast: Malfoid · Thea · Odette

Format: The core loop

Tropes: Secret crush, exposed · Denial · Enemies to lovers

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  1. 0:00 Thea: Swirl it!
  2. 0:04 Thea: A horse! I'm getting a horse!
  3. 0:07 Odette: It's a goat.
  4. 0:08 Odette: Death. Again.
  5. 0:08 Odette: Lovely tea.
  6. 0:11 Malfoid: Watch. Mine's a crown. Obviously.
  7. 0:17 Thea: ...Is that glasses?
  8. 0:17 Malfoid: It's a crown.
  9. 0:17 Odette: With a fringe.
  10. 0:27 Odette: Still better than death.

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