MALFOID

Malfoid Smells the Love Potion… and Says HIS Name Out Loud

Love potion smells like what you love most. Mine smells like money. And green apples. And... no

· 45 seconds

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Cast: Malfoid · Thea · Odette · The boy

Format: The core loop

Tropes: Secret crush, exposed · Denial · Enemies to lovers

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Segment A

  1. 0:00 Thea: Love potion. Everyone says what they smell.
  2. 0:05 Malfoid: Expensive perfume. Green apples. Broom polish... and that awful cheap shampoo HE uses.

Segment B

  1. 0:15 Thea: Everyone heard you.
  2. 0:18 Malfoid: I said his shampoo was AWFUL.
  3. 0:18 Odette: You said it dreamily.
  4. 0:21 the boy: Want to know what I smelled?
  5. 0:24 the boy: Vanilla. Old parchment. And your hair.

Segment C

  1. 0:30 the boy: So you don't like my shampoo?
  2. 0:43 Malfoid: GO AWAY.

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