Malfoid Tried to Hex Him… It BOUNCED

I hexed him. It bounced. I'd like to speak to whoever invented gravity

October 20, 2026 · 45 seconds

In this episode

Cast: Malfoid · Thea · Odette · The boy

Format: The core loop

Tropes: Secret crush, exposed · Denial · Enemies to lovers

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Segment A

0:04 Odette: She tried to hex him. It bounced.
0:07 Malfoid: ...I can't see who I'm threatening.
0:11 the boy: Ask nicely.
0:11 Malfoid: ...Please. Peasant.

Segment B

0:18 Malfoid: Don't make it weird.

Segment C

0:38 Odette: Again?
0:41 Malfoid: Catch me in five seconds or you're DEAD.

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